The Facts:
Pizza: Brattleboro
Village Pizza
Business Category: Locally-owned
Website: http://www.villagepizzaexit3.com/
Location: 1155 Putney Rd.
in Brattleboro , VT
(at I-91, exit 3, 3rd exit from the traffic circle)
Date of Review Visit: August
3, 2015
What I Ordered: Small (10”) pizza with sausage, pepperoni,
and Canadian bacon
Price: $11.83 (includes tax but not drink)
The Micro:
Crust: I was looking for some traditional northern-style pan
pizza on my recent trip to New England , and Brattleboro
Village Pizza did not disappoint. The
crust is crispy on the outside and chewy on the inside; it is about 1” thick
around edge and just thick enough underneath. My pizza was baked perfectly. Magnifico!
Score: 10/10.
Sauce: The sauce appears in good quantity, and it has a very
sweet taste, even sweeter than Papa Johns.
I have only written that last phrase about one previous pizza. My
opinion is that tomato sauce should taste like tomatoes, not a bag of
sugar. Nevertheless, this sauce is
pretty good for the style it is. Score:
9/10.
Cheese: The cheese appears in good quantity, and it produces
some but not lots of grease. The taste
gets lost in the sweetness of the sauce, so the cheese has no discernible
flavor. Score: 8/10.
Toppings: The sausage has just the right amount of
spiciness. The pepperoni comes in nice
thick slices. The Canadian bacon is very
sweet; it tastes like it is glazed in brown sugar or honey. All toppings appear in good quantity. Overall, these toppings really hit the
mark. Score: 10/10.
The Macro:
Appearance/Atmosphere/Service: The pizza’s appearance was
excellent. The lady serving me could
enter my order faster than I could place it; that’s impressive and a first for
me. The dining atmosphere is purely
functional, making for the only slight deduction on this criterion. Score: 9/10.
Value: Brattleboro
Village Pizza uses an odd pricing
structure for their toppings. For a
small pizza, the 1st topping costs $1.15, while each topping
thereafter costs only $0.25. This
pricing encourages you to pile on the toppings.
There’s also Vermont ’s confiscatory
10% restaurant tax. Outsiders don’t call
this place the People’s Republic of Vermont
for no reason. Overall, the high price
ensures that this pizza is not great value, but it scores better than you might
expect due to the excellent quality.
Score: 5/10.
Taste: As you can guess from the comments above, the sweetness
of the sauce and the Canadian bacon overpowers everything else. I prefer sweet to spicy, so this is a pretty
good tasting pizza on my palette. Score:
18/20.
The Final Judgment:
Brattleboro Village Pizza makes very good pizza if you don’t
mind the sweetness. I don’t mind the
sweetness, and therefore I give it high marks.
Score: 69/80.